I've decided to go ahead and do the damn thing! The Conception's first show is scheduled for Thursday, January 28th at 11pm. I need you to participate by reading the blog posts, commenting, and calling in. Don't be afraid.  You can give a fake name and remain anonymous. You can speak on behalf of "your friend." I can't do this without you!

This show is for ladies and gents. We are going to have candid conversations about sex! The content is adult only because the language will tend to vary from medical textbook, to raw doggie! It doesn't matter if you're a sexpert or a virgin. You may learn some things, and maybe you'll teach some things.

To kick off 2010, we will talk about women's sexual preferences when it comes to their partners. Is it the Size of the Boat, or the Motion in the Ocean that is more important? We will talk about the latest polls, a little research and basic anatomy, and then survey the listeners. Ladies, please bring your rulers to the phone for a reference! Gents, listen, speak up and argue your case!


To tune into the live show, you can listen via internet by going to http://www.blogtalkradio.com/theconception or you can listen via phone by calling (347) 637-3004. If you'd like to speak, call in and press the number 1 on your phone's keypad.  This will give me a signal that you are ready.

I encourage you to e-mail me in advance if you'd like to be a featured guest.   Your expertise is welcomed and no Ph.D. is required (though it would be nice if I could check your references ;) )

Until then:

Watch this hilarious clip from Juwanna Mann until about 2:10.



And the beautiful Aaliyah telling it like it is.


Rock the Boat Lyrics

Mmm, Yeah, Mmhmm
Ooh hmm hmm
Mmmm Yeah

Chorus:
Boy you know you make me float
Boy you really get me high
I feel like I’m on dope
Cause you
You serve me on a regular
Boy we need to tie this rope
Before we drift any deeper
There now hold me close
Boy let’s take this overboard now

Chorus:
I want you to
(rock the boat)
Rock the boat,
Rock the boat, rock the boat
(work it in the middle)
Work the middle, work the middle
Work the middle,

(change positions for me)
Change positions, new positions
New positions, new positions
(now stroke it baby)
Stroke it for me, stroke it for me
Stroke it for me,

Verse 2:
Ooooh baby I love your stroke
Cause you, cause you get me to where I’m going
In a jury you’ll get my vote
Cause I believe, I believe you know just what you doing now
Baby now we can coast
Just don’t get in a hurry
That’s too slow
Go ahead and put that thing in over drive

Chorus:
I want you to
(rock the boat)
Rock the boat, rock the boat
Rock the boat,
(work it in the middle)
Work the middle, work the middle
Work the middle, work the middle
(change positions for me)
Change positions, new positions
New positions, new positions
(now stroke it baby)
Stroke it for me,
Stroke it for me, stroke it for me, stroke it for me

Chorus:
I want you to
(rock the boat)
Rock the boat,
Rock the boat, rock the boat
(work it in the middle)
Work the middle,
Work the middle, work the middle
(change positions for me)
Change positions, new positions
New positions, new positions
(now stroke it baby)
Stroke it for me,
Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

Bridge:
Stroke it for me, Mmm
Stroke it baby, Stroke it baby
Mmmm, Work it baby, Work it baby
Oooh Stroke It
There is somethin' I want you to do
I need you to use yourself
Like you never ever used to do before
To explore my body
Until you reach the shore
You’ll be calling, calling for more

Chorus:
(rock the boat)
Rock the boat,
Rock the boat, rock the boat
(work it in the middle)
Work the middle,
Work the middle, work the middle
(change positions for me)
Change positions, new positions
New positions, new positions
(now stroke it baby)
Stroke it for me,
Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

I want you to
(rock the boat)
Rock the boat,
Rock the boat, rock the boat
(work it in the middle)
Work the middle,
Work the middle, work the middle
(change positions for me)
Change positions, new positions
New positions, new positions
(now stroke it baby)
Stroke it for me,
Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

(rock the boat)
Rock the boat,
Rock the boat, rock the boat
Work the middle,
Work the middle, work the middle
(change positions for me)
Change positions, new positions
New positions, new positions
Stroke it for me,
Stroke it for me, stroke it for me

(rock the boat)
Rock the boat,
Rock the boat, rock the boat